ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
A walking storm cloud.
It looks super amazing and I am so happy with it. I love it so much. Plus, now that I’ve gotten it done, I can be pretentious and be all like “OOOH TATTOOOOO”. Okay, I’m exaggerating a bit. It was just such a good experience and Benny was so awesome. It hurt a little at first but then it wasn’t as bad, then toward the end it actually felt good. And for the people who say tattoos are addictive? They’re totally right because all I want to do is go get like 1000 more tattoos right now.
I really like cuddling and kissing and holding hands and stuff like that, and I know it’s typically reserved for people you have romantic feelings for but I should warn you, if you ever get close to me even as a friend, I’m gonna cuddle you and try to hold your hand, but I won’t kiss you unless you say it’s okay and even when I just cuddle you and hold your hand I’ll ask for permission and stuff like that but please don’t freak out because you think I am all like in love with you I’m not it’s just how I show affection. OKAY BYE
“You’d think the US government had bigger priorities than treating honors students like criminals, yet here we are”
holy shit, we’re finally recognized.
Everyone should freaking watch this
Watch this right the fuck now, all of you.
Jeff is my pseudo boyfriend.
Mens’ opinions on how women should do feminism are irrelevant.
I’ve come back to square one.
I dream of a relationship that doesn’t exist.
Or maybe one that exists in the past
before you broke me.
I’m not sure anymore.